Oh my god noooooooooooo
Everyone who reblogs this by May the 6th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
they put a bee in a human hospital bed
"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like
if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT
you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie