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Is it possible to miss food you've never eaten?

Oh my god noooooooooooo


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ATTENTION!!!! 

sheeriosnandos:

Everyone who reblogs this by May the 6th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.


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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”


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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"


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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ


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fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie


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" People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


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tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42


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